Witless & Joyless T-shirt


£21.00 £30.00
Colour: White
Official partner, Great British Garden Festival. Every purchase supports charitable causes.
Description

If you think just anyone gets to wear an official Witless & Joyless shirt, you are sadly mistaken. No, you have to earn it. Or buy it. Here, at Jolly & Goode, exclusive licensees of Witless & Joyless items.

Perhaps ironically, wearing the Witless & Joyless Business Strategems shirt makes one feel great joy and keep one's wits, especially in any built environments owned or operated by Witless & Joyless.

For decades, the Celtic-knot-inspired symbol of Witless & Joyless has shone as a beacon of the endless perpetuation of an enterprise that somehow spans the globe now.

As a shirt, this is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. And with a regular unisex fit, it's both comfortable and flattering for everybody.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Ash colour is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Soft and comfortable

Per our previous email, the Witless & Joyless T-shirt is available exclusively at Jolly & Goode. 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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