Witless & Joyless T-shirt
If you think just anyone gets to wear an official Witless & Joyless shirt, you are sadly mistaken. No, you have to earn it. Or buy it. Here, at Jolly & Goode, exclusive licensees of Witless & Joyless items.
Perhaps ironically, wearing the Witless & Joyless Business Strategems shirt makes one feel great joy and keep one's wits, especially in any built environments owned or operated by Witless & Joyless.
For decades, the Celtic-knot-inspired symbol of Witless & Joyless has shone as a beacon of the endless perpetuation of an enterprise that somehow spans the globe now.
As a shirt, this is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. And with a regular unisex fit, it's both comfortable and flattering for everybody.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Ash colour is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Soft and comfortable
Per our previous email, the Witless & Joyless T-shirt is available exclusively at Jolly & Goode.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
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