Permacrisis & Sons Long-Sleeve Shirt
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Winston Churchill famously said, ‘Never let a good crisis go to waste.’
Permacrisis & Sons have done him one better. Founded by Heraklion Permacrisis and his sons Willard and Henry, Permacrisis & Sons makes Authentic Dispirited Apparel for British women, men and kids.
In the UK, Permacrisis was both an overnight and sustained success, seeing robust sales through pandemic lockdowns, War in Ukraine, the Cost of Living Crisis, the arrival and departure of various prime ministers, and so much more.
Unlike other lifestyle brands which promise a life of ease and optimism, Permacrisis & Sons is well-positioned to profit from whatever bleak scenario this parallel universe may bring.
Willard Permacrisis believes that beneath the fear and anxiety lies an inherent love of life.
‘If you didn’t love life, you don’t get wrecked by anxiety. That’s something to hang your hat on. Your distress means life has been pretty good up to now. Good enough that you fear losing it. Cheers to that.’
This lovely unisex long-sleeve shirt looks great on everybody. Layer it with jackets and dress it up or down as dictated by tomorrow's crisis.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 2″ ribbed cuffs
• Soft, comfortable, whimsical and wonderful
Part of our Permacrisis & Sons collection of clothing and fun gifts.
Cheers,
Jolly & Goode
Size guide
| SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | CHEST WIDTH (inches) | CHEST TO FIT (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 | 25 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 | 25 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 | 26 ¼ |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 | 26 ⅞ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 | 27 ½ |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 | 28 ⅛ |
| SHIRT LENGTH (cm) | CHEST WIDTH (cm) | CHEST TO FIT (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 | 63.5 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 | 65 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 | 66.6 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 | 68.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 | 69.9 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 | 71.4 |
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