Emergency Screaming Pillow in Royally Screwed Blue
The Emergency Screaming Pillow in Royally Screwed Blue is a joy to own and to gift. This hilarious pillow 'Fully Absorbs Cries of The Soul' and comes with the helpful instruction to 'Scream Here' at the centre of the pillow.
The Emergency Screaming Pillow brings instant comic relief to any space, especially when it's strategically placed. It's soft with a machine-washable case and a shape-retaining insert capable of withstanding many screams.
Of course, there are many reasons why one may find oneself screaming into a decorative pillow these days, including (but certainly not limited to):
Today's headline news
Today's tabloid news
Today's climate catastrophe news
Today's romantic failing news
Today's package tracking delay notification
Birth reenactment trauma
Celebrity death news
Favourite show cancellation news
A sporting event that's gone very wrong or very right
And on and on
Discover your own reasons!
You may have tried screaming into pillows, perhaps at department stores and specialty gift shops, but when you scream into this pillow, you realise this is truly the Goldilocks of screaming pillows—just right!
The design appears on both sides of the pillow, allowing one to scream effectively into either side.
• 100% polyester case and insert for added durability
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining polyester insert included (handwash only)
• Hidden zipper
• Design appears on both sides of the pillow
• Fully absorbs cries of the soul
The Emergency Screaming Pillow in Royally Screwed Blue is part of our fun Emergency Screaming Pillows collection.
Jolly & Goode
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