Welcome to Lord Snoggington's Pudding Emporium
Ladies and Gentlemen, gather 'round! Today, we're taking a trip down memory lane to visit a place where dreams are both made and fulfilled—Lord Snoggington's Pudding Emporium!
Established in the heart of London in 1891, Lord Snoggington's Pudding Emporium has been the go-to destination for all things pudding.
Fun fact: The word pudding comes from the West German word 'pud' meaning 'to swell'.
Lord Snoggington, the founder of the emporium, was a man with a passion for pudding and a twinkle in his eye that could light up any room. He believed that pudding was the answer to all of life's problems, and he set out to make sure that everyone in London had access to the best darn puddings money could buy.
In the early 20th century, the shop's motto was born from the title of a review in The Times: 'Loved by Every Tongue in Sweet Londinium'. Londinium is the original name of London.
Fast forward to the present day, where the Snoggington family has seen many changes in the pudding business.
Puddings were once simple affairs, but times have changed, and Lord Snoggington's has changed with them. Nowadays, they offer an array of creative and exotic puddings, such as their famous 'Caramel Carousel Pudding' and the 'Savory Cheesecake Twerking Pudding'.
To keep track of the variety of delights now available, customers may use a personal Snoglog. The back cover of the Snoglog includes the following note:
'The dizzying abundance of sumptuous treats at Snoggington's Pudding Emporium can overwhelm with their rich variety. For the true snogging enthusiast, we present this handy snoglog. Use it to catalogue the many delights you experience, and take note of those you wish to enjoy. Whilst there is truly something for everyone at the Pudding Emporium, the snoglog is designed with your personal tastes and pleasures in mind. At Snoggington's, your satisfaction is our delight' —Lord Snoggington
Over the years, one thing has remained the same—the Snoggington family's commitment to quality puds. All of their puddings are made with the freshest ingredients, and every spoonful is packed with love and a pinch of sass.
One of the best things about Lord Snoggington's is the atmosphere. The emporium is filled with the smell of pudding, and the walls are adorned with pictures of the Snoggington family's ancestors, all of whom were renowned pudding connoisseurs.
The staff are always friendly and more than happy to chat with customers about the latest pudding trends and the best way to enjoy a good pudding, day or night.
So, if you're ever in London and you find yourself in need of a pudding fix, look no further than Lord Snoggington's Pudding Emporium. Whether you're in the mood for something sweet, savory, silly or awe-inspiring, they've got you covered.
So go ahead, indulge in a little bit of history, a little bit of whimsy, and a whole lot of pudding. After all, what's the point of living if you can't enjoy a good pudding every now and then?
Jolly & Goode