Wazzock & Plonker Get a Clue Notebook

£16.00 £20.00

Official retail partner of the Great British Garden Festival, as featured in Britain magazine and Ladies Who London.

The Wazzock & Plonker Get a Clue Notebook is on the case! It's quite elementary.

One uses this notebook to gather clues about the confounding crimes one perceives every day. Just don't confuse your clue-list with your to-do list or to-buy list, or the measurements for your bespoke shoes with the measurements of the footprints found at the scene of the crime.

Apart from these obvious hazards, this notebook empowers one to hazard the most educated of possible guesses as to the identities and motivations of the criminal masterminds and vexing perpetrators who routinely violate one's finely tuned faculties.

All of the above three paragraphs appear on the back cover of the Wazzock & Plonker Notebook. The front cover features Wazzock & Plonker, Insulting Detectives, in all their finery.

This notebook is a fun gift for a special friend.

• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages (great for both writing making charts and diagrams)
• Size: 5.25″ × 8.25″ (13 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US

Part of our Wazzock Plonker, Insulting Detectives collection of clothes and fun gifts.

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