Wazzock & Plonker Get a Clue Notebook
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Here's the text on the back cover of the Wazzock & Plonker, Insulting Detectives notebook:
The Wazzock & Plonker Get a Clue Notebook is on the case! It's quite elementary.
One uses this notebook to gather clues about the confounding crimes one perceives in one's vicinity on a seemingly constant basis. Just don't confuse your clue-list with your to-do list or to-buy list, or your bespoke tailoring measurements with measurements taken at the scene of the crime.
Quite obviously, this notebook empowers one to hazard the most educated of guesses as to the identities and inner mental workings of the ceaseless wave of criminal masterminds who routinely violate one's finely tuned faculties. Armed with this notebook, one may finally get to the bottom of these vexing conundrums.
Whilst the paragraphs above appear on the back cover, the front cover features Wazzock & Plonker, Insulting Detectives, in all their finery.
This notebook is a fun gift for a special friend.
• Covers with soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages (great for both writing making charts and diagrams)
• Size: 5.25″ × 8.25″ (13 × 21 cm)
• Blank product sourced from the US
Part of our Wazzock Plonker, Insulting Detectives collection of clothes and fun gifts.
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Jolly & Goode
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