Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist Shirt
Enjoy free carbon-neutral delivery. All items are made to order and arrive within 10 to 14 days with package tracking in the Shop app. Cheers!
We make production mistakes 0.26% of the time. If there's something wrong with your item, we'll send you a new one. We include size guides on every product in both imperial and metric units. If a return or exchange is necessary, we have locations in the US, UK, and EU for processing returns and exchanges.
The Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist shirt makes an ideal gift for medical professionals, fairground administrators and satirical historians alike. If anyone combines those backgrounds, it's truly a must-have.
Doctor Phillip Hillock was the progenitor of Bollock Phrenology. It was said he could forecast any man's life trajectory through bollock palpations and astute analysis of his bollock-based character defects or strengths, and he remains a seminal figure in Bollock Phrenology.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colours (Heather colours are a blend of cotton and polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Soft, comfortable and stylish
Cheers,
Jolly & Goode
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
Sign Up & Save 10% Off
When you subscribe (for free) to Oliver Jolly & Emma Goode's cheeky sales emails. A promo code will be sent to your inbox. Doesn't combine with other offers. Unsubscribe anytime. Cheers!
