Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist Shirt

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Colour: Vintage White
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The Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist shirt makes an ideal gift for medical professionals, fairground administrators and satirical historians alike. If anyone combines those backgrounds, it's truly a must-have.

Doctor Phillip Hillock was the progenitor of Bollock Phrenology. It was said he could forecast any man's life trajectory through bollock palpations and astute analysis of his bollock-based character defects or strengths, and he remains a seminal figure in Bollock Phrenology.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colours (Heather colours are a blend of cotton and polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Soft, comfortable and stylish

Cheers,
Jolly & Goode

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6