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The Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist shirt makes an ideal gift for medical professionals, fairground administrators and satirical historians alike. If anyone combines those backgrounds, it's truly a must-have.

Doctor Phillip Hillock was the progenitor of Bollock Phrenology. It was said he could forecast any man's life trajectory through bollock palpations and astute analysis of his bollock-based character defects or strengths, and he remains a seminal figure in Bollock Phrenology.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for solid colours (Heather colours are a blend of cotton and polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Soft, comfortable and stylish

Cheers,
Jolly & Goode

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