Wazzock & Plonker Insulting Detectives Greeting Card


Official retail partner of the Great British Garden Festival, as featured in Britain magazine and Ladies Who London.

Inadvertently insult someone? Or just want a friend to have a laugh? In either event, the Wazzock & Plonker, Insulting Detectives Greeting Card is on the case.

Made with quality paper and ink, the card is available in three sizes. Order multiples or add to a larger order to reduce or eliminate delivery costs. 

It's elementary. 

• Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
• Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
• Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
• Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
• Toner-based printing
• Vibrant colour
• Comes with an envelope 
• Blank inside

The Wazzock & Plonker Greeting Card is part of our Wazzock Plonker, Insulting Detectives collection. These items make fun gifts. 

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We make your item when you place an order. This is the eco-friendly choice—we don't waste energy or resources by overproducing. Some 85% of all the textiles produced by our industry end up in landfills without ever being worn. Thank you for making a better choice with Jolly & Goode. Learn more about our Climate Commitment.

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