Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist T-shirt


$26.68 $38.11
Colour: Toast
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Description

The Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist shirt makes an ideal gift for medical professionals, fairground administrators and satirical historians alike. If anyone combines those backgrounds, it's truly a must-have.

Doctor Phillip Hillock was the progenitor of Bollock Phrenology. It was said he could forecast any man's life trajectory through bollock palpations and astute analysis of his bollock-based character defects or strengths. He remains a seminal figure in Bollock Phrenology.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

Cheers,
Jolly & Goode

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
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