Mr Hyde's Shame Journal

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Mr Hyde's Shame Journal makes a hilarious gift—perfect for Dry January or as a Sober Anniversary gift. And the back cover is just as funny as the front—landing the joke perfectly.

The following paragraphs appear on the back cover:

Finally, a journal for logging your own daily personal alcohol-fueled shame—and from the very highest authority in said category of shame, Mr Hyde. No name shines brighter in the realms of piteous debauchery, heinous violence or shameful self-shattering actions. Who but Hyde can we trust to guide us on the path!?

This journal is best used just prior to the loss of consciousness, or at first rousing, when the keenness of shame’s memory lies fresh in one’s mind—but before imbibing the hair of the dog that chases you into yet another downward spiral! To get the most out of this journal, please use before your eventual biological collapse.

Trust that Mr Hyde has personally placed each of the thousands of individual dots on the pages herein with excruciating attention to detail, lest he feel the sting of internalised parental reprimand that comes from placing one dot out of place! Use his grid of dots to diagram the rooms in which your most shameful incidents occurred. In a pinch, pages may be burned in a gas-lit alleyway to warm one’s hands after one is rendered utterly bereft by the dissolution of all previously known comforts.

Form factor:

• Covers have soft-touch coating
• Cover weight: 10.38 oz/yd² (352 g/m²)
• Page weight: 2.62 oz/yd² (89 g/m²)
• Metal wire-o binding
• 140 dotted pages
• US fulfilled notebooks measure 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm)
• EU fulfilled notebooks measure 5.7″ × 8.5″ (14.5 × 21 cm)
• Sourced from the US and Sweden

Mr Hyde's Alcohol-Fueled Shame Journal is part of our Dry January collection and Cheeky Notebooks collection.

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