Election Day Emergency Screaming Pillow


$31.17 $47.37
Every purchase supports charitable causes. Official partner, Great British Garden Festival.
Description

The Election Day Emergency Screaming Pillow is a poignant and hilarious gift for yourself or for a friend. It helps keep one sane as the votes get tallied, and provides the helpful instruction to 'Scream Here' around a voting checkmark. This pillow 'Fully Absorbs Cries of The Soul' as your 'Election Day Dismay Alleviator'. Take it out every time Election Day rolls around.

Our Emergency Screaming Pillows bring instant comic relief to any space, especially when strategically placed. This pillow is soft and silky with a machine-washable case and a shape-retaining insert capable of withstanding many screams.

Of course, there are many reasons why one may find oneself screaming into a decorative pillow on Election Day—discover your own!


You may have tried screaming into various pillows, perhaps at department stores and specialty gift shops, but when you scream into this pillow, you realise this is truly the Goldilocks of pillows in which to scream!

The design appears on both sides of the pillow, allowing one to scream effectively into either side.

• 100% polyester case and insert for added scream resistance
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining insert included (handwash only)
• Hidden zipper
• Design appears on both sides of the pillow
• Fully absorbs cries of the soul

The Emergency Screaming Pillow, Election Day Edition is part of our fun Emergency Screaming Pillows collection.

Cheers,
Jolly & Goode

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