Hello? This is the Beach. 

No, not Bournemouth Beach. Not Brighton Beach. I’m more of an Every Beach, really. All types of sand and sea. Long stretches, yes. Private coves also. 

Sure, you could just lie here all day. Stare into infinity, let your eyes defocus. Have at it.

Thing is, there is sun to consider. You could choose swimwear or swim shorts with some level of sun protection. And something for the kids if needed, yes. 

I agree, you might as well look fabulous. Jolly & Goode, yes. Brilliant fun. And every item is made especially for you. More eco-friendly, right.

The best beaches in South England? Oh, I couldn’t say. All of them, in different ways. Cornwall does have the mermaids, that’s true. The Isles of Scilly? Yes, it's a Scilly place.  

Well, this has been lovely and I’m looking forward to seeing you in person. Yes, it’s been too long. Cheers.