Unoptimised Goldfish T-shirt
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Sometimes the most optimised thing you can do is be completely, gloriously unoptimised.
The Unoptimised Goldfish T-shirt features a playfully brilliant upside-down goldfish design — a little absurd, a lot brilliant, and very much a Jolly & Goode original. Available in a range of rich, gorgeous colours (including the rather fitting Gold), each one brings a different energy to the same wonderfully daft graphic.
A regular unisex fit that looks great on everybody. Soft enough to live in. Distinctive enough to start a conversation.
Fabric & Fit
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heather colours: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
- Heather Prism colours: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
- Pre-shrunk fabric with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Soft, lightweight, and comfortable — regular unisex fit
Part of the Unoptimised collection — fun, fabulous apparel and gifts for people who appreciate the finer absurdities of life.
Cheers,
Jolly & Goode
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |























































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