Unoptimised Goldfish T-shirt

Regular price $24.00
Colour: Gold
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Sometimes the most optimised thing you can do is be completely, gloriously unoptimised.

The Unoptimised Goldfish T-shirt features a playfully brilliant upside-down goldfish design — a little absurd, a lot brilliant, and very much a Jolly & Goode original. Available in a range of rich, gorgeous colours (including the rather fitting Gold), each one brings a different energy to the same wonderfully daft graphic.

A regular unisex fit that looks great on everybody. Soft enough to live in. Distinctive enough to start a conversation.

Fabric & Fit

  • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Heather colours: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
  • Heather Prism colours: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
  • Soft, lightweight, and comfortable — regular unisex fit

Part of the Unoptimised collection — fun, fabulous apparel and gifts for people who appreciate the finer absurdities of life.

Cheers,
Jolly & Goode

 

Size guide

LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8