Sometimes the most optimised thing you can do is be completely, gloriously unoptimised.

The Unoptimised Goldfish T-shirt features a playfully brilliant upside-down goldfish design — a little absurd, a lot brilliant, and very much a Jolly & Goode original. Available in a range of rich, gorgeous colours (including the rather fitting Gold), each one brings a different energy to the same wonderfully daft graphic.

A regular unisex fit that looks great on everybody. Soft enough to live in. Distinctive enough to start a conversation.

Fabric & Fit

100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Heather colours: 52% cotton / 48% polyester
Heather Prism colours: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
Pre-shrunk fabric with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable — regular unisex fit

Part of the Unoptimised collection — fun, fabulous apparel and gifts for people who appreciate the finer absurdities of life.

Cheers,
Jolly & Goode

Size guide

	LENGTH (inches)	WIDTH (inches)	CHEST (inches)
S	28	18	34-37
M	29	20	38-41
L	30	22	42-45
XL	31	24	46-49
2XL	32	26	50-53
3XL	33	28	54-57

	LENGTH (cm)	WIDTH (cm)	CHEST (cm)
S	71.1	45.7	86.4-94
M	73.7	50.8	96.5-104.1
L	76.2	55.9	106.7-114.3
XL	78.7	61	116.8-124.5
2XL	81.3	66	127-134.6
3XL	83.8	71.1	137.2-144.8

Unoptimised Goldfish T-shirt

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Unoptimised Goldfish T-shirt

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