Jolly & Goode Greeting & Note Cards This Too Shall Ass | Funny Sympathy Card | Hilarious Gift Card Cheeky British Style
Jolly & Goode Greeting & Note Cards This Too Shall Ass | Funny Sympathy Card | Hilarious Gift Card Cheeky British Style
Jolly & Goode Greeting & Note Cards This Too Shall Ass | Funny Sympathy Card | Hilarious Gift Card Cheeky British Style
Jolly & Goode Greeting & Note Cards This Too Shall Ass | Funny Sympathy Card | Hilarious Gift Card Cheeky British Style
Jolly & Goode Greeting & Note Cards This Too Shall Ass | Funny Sympathy Card | Hilarious Gift Card Cheeky British Style

This Too Shall Ass | Funny Sympathy Card | Hilarious Gift Card

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This Too Shall Ass. This hilarious card is brilliant. Of course, it's cheeky wordplay on the classic consoling phrase, 'This too shall pass.' The card is blank inside so you can add your own sentiments. 

In terms of paper, ink and printing quality, this is a proper card. The paper has a nice weight and the printing has a lovely feel.

Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard
5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
Toner-based printing (that's what you want, not laser)
Vibrant colours 
Comes with a grace & favour envelope 

Our 'This Too Shall Ass' card is part of our Cheeky Greeting Cards collection.

Note: It is also available in a 5-Pack of cards at great savings! 

Cheers,
Jolly & Goode
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