Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist Unisex T-shirt
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The Phillip Hillock Bollock Phrenologist shirt makes an ideal gift for medical professionals, fairground administrators and satirical historians alike. If anyone combines those backgrounds, it's truly a must-have.
Doctor Phillip Hillock was the progenitor of Bollock Phrenology. It was said he could forecast any man's life trajectory through bollock palpations and astute analysis of his bollock-based character defects or strengths. He remains a seminal figure in Bollock Phrenology.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester)
• Heather colours are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
