Because love is too important to leave to amateurs.

The Hanky & Panky Romance Consultancy is Britain's most trusted (and least official) authority on all things romantic. Chocolate recommendations, hotel intel, the ideal table at a candlelit restaurant — the consultants at H&P have opinions, and they're not shy about sharing them. This tee is the official uniform. Wear it to a pub and watch the conversations begin.

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, it's soft, lightweight, and has just enough stretch to be genuinely comfortable on everybody. The unisex fit is flattering without trying too hard — which, frankly, is the Hanky & Panky philosophy in a nutshell. Available in Heliconia, Red, Forest Green, and Maroon — sizes S to 3XL.