Crabnet T-shirt | Lateral Motion Forward Thinking | Unisex Fit
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The Crabnet T-shirt is a joy to wear and to behold. It brings a smile to everyone you meet—especially in coastal areas where Crabnet forms the backbone (or functional carapace, if you will) of the crab community.
Lateral Motion Forward Thinking is the Crabnet motto, and the firm is fully crab-owned and operated. Inspired by the Three Bean Salad podcast, the founders of Crabnet moved swiftly to form a telephony and wifi network that now spans the coastlines of Greater and Lesser Brittany, Jersey and New Jersey.
This t-shirt feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch—a kind of soft exoskeleton, if you will. With a unisex fit, it's comfortable and flattering for everybody in the human community who supports the expansion of Crabnet.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder self-fabric taping
• Soft and comfortable upon one's carapace
The Crabnet T-shirt is one of many fun and fabulous items we carry.
Cheers,
Jolly & Goode
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
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