Residents of the quaint South England town of Chichester were in for a shock when they learned about the existence of a local gang known as the 'Bitches of Chichester'. According to reports, this group of ladies are said to run the town, striking fear into the hearts of citizens with their daily shopping sprees and designer handbags.

The Bitches are said to be a powerful force in Chichester, with members hailing from some of the town's wealthiest families. They're known to gather at the local high-end boutiques and department stores, where they're said to spend thousands of pounds on designer clothing and accessories.

But despite their fearsome reputation, many residents of Chichester say they've never actually seen the Bitches engage in any criminal activity. In fact, some say they are simply a group of friends who enjoy shopping together and walking through town in a pack.

'I don't know what all the fuss is about', said local resident Sarah Williams. 'I see them out shopping all the time, but they're just a group of ladies who enjoy driving a hard bargain. They're not a gang, they're lovely'.

The Bitches of Chichester have yet to comment on the rumours, but sources close to the group say they're not inclined to disabuse anyone with the facts, since they do enjoy being feared.

'Oh, they get a big kick out of it', said a source who asked to remain anonymous. 'But if they were really out to hurt anyone, would their slogan be "Fine Breeding"? I think not.' 

Despite the lack of evidence of criminal activity, the Bitches of Chichester have become something of a legend, with many residents saying that even if they're not a violent gang, they are certainly the most powerful and feared group of women in town.

For now, it seems the Bitches are content with a bit of mystery, continuing their daily shopping sprees and running the town of Chichester behind the scenes, whilst the true contents of their oversize designer tote bags remains unknown.

Whilst you're here, peruse the official Bitches of Chichester collection.

Cheers,
Jolly  Goode